A spoiler spoils wind (reducing drag), while a wing provides downforce. Most of those are wings, but people tend to use ‘spoiler’ to describe both. No big deal.

And Argentines lament that Messi fled to play club soccer in Europe.

They’re still gonna win the AFC East again this year, goddammit.

I can’t tell you how devastated the Patriots organization must be now that you refuse to recognize their Super Bowl wins.

And fewer games than Terrelle Pryor got for getting free tattoos in college.

Week 5: Tom Brady throws 7 touchdowns with something approximating a WNBA basketball

Love the consistency — Vikings and Panthers heat balls illegally (similar effect), and get a warning. Chargers use stick-um, fined $25,000. Brady more likely than not being generally aware of similar infractions, suspended 4 games. Makes a lot of sense to me.

Same number of games as Roethlisberger got for his second sexual assault allegation. Neat.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

I’ve won a few defamation cases, including one where my client was a businessman being extorted by a jealous ex (her texts saying she’s going to take him for all he was worth made it easy on liability. Damages are the tricky part but I was able to show a definitive drop in my client’s revenue immediately after the…

I don’t care where Simmons goes. I will read his columns until he stops writing them out of habit, and he’s no longer doing anything groundbreaking in that area anyway. The real question is, what does this mean for Grantland? He’s accumulated a really strong group of writers there; do they have loyalty to him, or to…

Bleacher Report gives him access to the NBA via Turner.

IMO these days your best bang for the buck is a Honda S2000. For instance quick search finds a 2001 with 76k miles for under $13k

Plenty of early Vipers can be found for under $30k. Nothing will break as many necks. Sure you could have a clean C5 Z06, or an STI, or an M5 V10..but Viper.

The best example I found of this was them stating “these equations predict that the Patriots balls should have measured between 11.52 and 11.32 psig at the end of the first half, just before they were brought back into the Officials Locker Room. Most of the individual Patriots measurements recorded at halftime,…

It’s nice to see the Germans and the Japanese working together in the face of American opposition.

Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback of all time. Get fucked with your probablies. I will now proceed to put my head back into the sand.

Gpddammit Im buying one this week. Leave me alone. Also, its easier to haul a sheet of plywood in a minivan in the middle of winter than a pickup. Just sayin’.

No... not at all. What is Mike Tyson’s legacy? Badass motherfucker who knocked people out like no one else could. It’s not “rapist”. And Mike Tyson was convicted and went to jail. Similarly, Mayweather’s is going to be “Master Tactician like none the world has ever seen”.