Shh, shhhh nobody cares.

If you feel strongly that “You have not articulated a stance on the controversial issue of whether mass-murderers are good or bad, and therefore must hate America” is a charge deserving of a mature, serious response, then I must ask:

No, he does not have a point.

Let me tell you something. I’ve worked for two different dealerships, and I’ve worked in sales operations at a corporate level for a major automaker. If I found out that a dealer wasn’t allowing test drives on a car that cost the same as a base 3 Series, I would be absolutely livid.

The biggest shitshow was when everyone fell all over themselves with the “zOMFG THE CITY OF CLEVELAND SAID IT WAS TAMIR RICE’S FAULT!!!11!eleven!!” Yes, just like every single answer filed in every single lawsuit in every single court in the United States. Affirmative defenses, how do they work?

I’m a civil litigation attorney. This is about as unusual as a parts store being out of your car’s brake pads and having to order them specially. It happens. Maybe I’m just jaded because I do this every day, but it seems like media are always blowing up completely ordinary legal procedures into some kind of gripping…

I'm an attorney. Most good process servers have (a) a lot of charm (b) a gun or (c) both.

Except Lexus won’t sell me the TX, because it doesn’t exist. Acura has been putting a third row in the MDX since the 2001 model year. That is fourteen years. Where the hell is this phantom TX? Where was it in 2001?

Could we all sit down and talk about white German cars for a moment?

Sit-ups / push-ups (your choice)

What if I'm dumb, lawyerly?

I kind of want to organize thousands of people on SNAP to send their receipts of what they actually get to this loser... cuz it’s def not what he thinks.

you're not my mom

Just shut up and eat ham when it is time.

I remember Byfuglien very well from his days with the Blackhawks (wish they still had him, actually!), and while he is a big, physical guy, he was never "dirty." I'm not surprised he hasn't been suspended yet. This hit was pretty uncalled for though.

Why bother with disclosure for such a non-story as this? If you’re worried about what gamergaters think, remember that what they think is fucking irrelevant, and everything they say and do is irrelevant. Let them carry on with their futile crusade to get politics opinions they don’t like out of games.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

Who, these guys?

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