Part of being a good murderer is not leaving a bunch of incriminating evidence, though. I'd argue that's possibly *the* crucial job skill of the murdering profession. I'm not gonna say a guy is a good cook if his food tastes good but he burns himself to cinders the first time he makes it.

Filming vertically is the real crime.

The real question is who is Dwight Howard getting married to....

Danzig. Yes. Solid regular on headbangers ball.

Truly not being a dick, but I feel like the answer to this is like the earlier sentiment... if you're boss enough to order a $300 bottle of wine, you really shouldn't simultaneously be the kind of person who muses over whether the tip can be adjusted downward for "equivalent workload" of a cheaper bottle.

If you can afford the $400 for the wine, you can afford the correct tip.

I think everyone sending in stories from their 8th grade trips could be an article in itself. Mine involves nutri-grain bars, boobs and a Danzig CD.

Nah, ask. Just pointing and trailing off is discourteous. If there's something you need the waiter to do (like, interpret the menu, or pronounce something for you), the polite and courteous thing is to ask the waiter to do it.

I almost never have room for dessert because I am a huge pig, but most of these places have a nice Port list. Usually a waiter is giddy to talk about the Ports.

What kind of people do you think read this website?

"Perhaps an anniversary, maybe a retirement party, maybe your goddamn mother-in-law only ever eats at five-star Michelin-rated restaurants."

There is a lot of "reading the tea leaves" when it comes to figuring out what the fuck a prosecutor is trying to do and why the hell she's doing it, and this is no exception. I don't want to lead in with what sounds like a cop out, but the prosecutors have a lot of leeway to do what they want with only nominal input…

I was a defense attorney on a number of sex cases and the defendant committed the criminal act in every single matter. In other words, they weren't the wrong men and every one of them went to prison. However, you need to distinguish "he did it" from "he's guilty" as one is a factual term and the other is a legal term…

I think whenever anyone thinks assholes and Penn State, they think something different entirely.

Sure - we prefer to be obstinate assholes about our name instead of obstinate assholes about institutionalized child molestation scandals. Gotta pick something.

You know what? Don't swat the ball away and take any chances and it wouldn't matter.

Yes, but the period of time it is taking place during has a huge effect on European football as a whole. Which is incredible that the majority of UEFA Nations would even be on board with altering their schedules they way they'll have to.

Worst thing that could have happened:

But is she single?