Those poor monkeys. I guess they'd know better than anyone else how fucked up Tennessee law is.

I once joked with a friend that I should write a cookbook called ROAST THAT FUCKER!, which boils down to "You basically cannot fuck up any vegetable if you large dice it, put it on a sprayed cookie sheet, cover it in spices, and stick it in an oven at 350."

You're an adult and you actively steal meat from a grocery store? Short of you being too poor to afford even bulk hamburger, this is pretty juvenile.

He fielded a good enough defense to get him out from under most of his charges.

DeMarco Murray is flying to Philadelphia this morning with the expectation he will be an Eagle

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

I was afraid of this when he got hurt last season and they still made the AFC Championship.

That's a trick question right? Folding a fitted sheet is pure urban legend, like Sasquatch, the Loch Ness monster, or female orgasms. It can't be just me, right? Right!!?? Please tell me I'm right.....

"I have full confidence in my teammates to execute that play because we had run it so many times."

Because generally, if you are going to do an investigation that more and more looks like it's going to amount to "Jesus no one knows what the fuck went on." you probable shouldn't be leaking things to Mort like "HOLY SHIT MORT!! 11 outta 12 are 2 PSI under!!" and in general dipshit leaks that clearly were coming from…

I still cannot believe the Seahawks didn't give the ball to Lynch. SMH.

So let me get this straight:

Someone should start a Kotaku group. =p

is it safe to say he is done yet?

When you win, you can talk. We've had to listen to Beastmode and Legion of Boom bullshit for over a year.

To be fair, Seattle started with the shit talking. Patriots players rarely taunt.

Yea, because the Seahawks are so good at winning graciously. I especially liked that "taking a shit" touchdown celebration. That was the epitome of class.

Nothing pisses me off more than "should have been" arguments.

I like to offer a piggyback ride to makeout mountain.

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?