I hate you.

Pepa is pretty bad, but at least the episodes are short, so you can trick your kids into thinking they’ve watched enough TV when you need to.

I nominate Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood for the next WYCTPS. I’d suffer through hours of Paw Patrol over having to listen to Katerina Kittycat sing one song.

I’ve never seen it either. But then I look out my window at one of the nearby office buildings, and lo and behold, there it is. Who knew?

Legally? Nothing.

No shit. There’s a reason the AFC championship was a more competitive game than this one. New England at least tried to counteract Denver’s defense. Carolina just tried to beat them straight up and played right into their hands.

Count me in for $20.

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

There was an article about an assistant literally taking away Reid’s challenge flag. That’s pretty close.

I would say no. Another prosecutor likely wouldn’t be bound by the agreement. But I don’t see how jurisdiction and/or venue could lie in another county - as I understand the allegations, they stem from a single drugging and assault in one specific location at one specific time.

Right, that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Presumably, the scenario played out like this: Woman is suing Cosby in civil court for assault and wants to take his deposition. Cosby says no way because I have a fifth amendment right not to incriminate myself. So the prosecutor who would have jurisdiction over any crimes testified about agrees not to use the depo…

#ProBowlersMatter

If, as the conventional wisdom holds true, Belichick has no soul, then I suggest it cannot be a weird sex thing. Absent a soul, there cannot be pleasure from sex, so that just leaves reproduction as a reason for it. And the thought of soulless demons reproducing is quite frankly too terrifying for me to deal with.

Why is Foodspin dead? Foodspin was awesome.

Jet fuel can’t melt a brontosaurus.

I already gave you a star. But a solid reference like this deserves a separate +1 as well.

“I love this idea!”