Tough break for the Cowboys. They were so competitive in this game before the injury.

As news of this story reached the authorities, Gaddis was taken into custody and committed to a psychiatric facility for his own protection.

The lowest point total that got a champions League bid in the last 10 years was 68. Chelsea stand at 11 points after 12 matches, meaning they need at least 57 from their last 26. So they’ll have to pick up just 75% of the points from here on out, and even that might not be enough.

In the abstract, you may have a point. But specific here, you (nor Diana, nor I, nor anyone) has any idea what the victim wants. There are at least two possibilities. One is that you’re right, and she’d like to cash her check (that I assume she received in exchange for her silence), move on with life, and never have…

Okay, let’s talk about Greg Hardy as a preson: Greg Hardy is a piece of shit.

Except the NFL’s antitrust exemption is limited only to negotiating broadcasting and media deals. When the league sought a total immunity from antitrust litigation, they lost in the Supreme Court (9-0 if I remember right).

Let’s not, and say we did. Either he knew about it in which case he should be fired, or he didn’t know about it in which case he should be fired for being so goddamn oblivious.

Eagles fans.

Now you’re just being foolish. Block quotes are bullshit. I bet you like string cites too.

Not true. You can also ask “Is this going to cost me a lot of money?”

All of that is of course true, including that the headline doesn’t square with the written question. Which is more of a comment on bad headline writing than anything else. You should sue your editor.

This is incomplete advice. The answer to the question “Can I be sued,” is always yes, no matter what the facts or circumstances are. You can be sued by any jackass willing to shell out a couple hundred bucks for a filing fee. Just because you may not be held liable has no impact on whether or not you can be dragged…

Appalachian State

Lamar Odom then surveyed the room, saw no Kardashians, and said “It really is a good morning.”

Find me a World Cup bid that was not secured through bribery and I’ll call that news. At this point, I assume the U.S. sent Sepp Blatter stacks of cash hidden inside of Boyz II Men CDs to get 1994.

Team no one.

No. Bernie Sanders dictates and then his secretary types in all caps for him.

Why don’t you use the time saved from not playing your Xbox One and write some more goddamn Foodspin articles so you wouldn’t have to link to one that’s three months old.

Mike loses too many points because he’s in a cage. Cage = Not as cool

Bevo is the best live animal mascot in college football. I will hear no arguments about Uga, Smokey, War eagle, or any of the rest. The only one that comes close is Ralphie but he’s still not as good.