No, it’s not “illegal” in the sense that this violates some specific criminal law. And even were these publicly traded companies governed by SEC rules, there still likely would be nothing illegal about it (barring, perhaps, a fraudulent statement or omission by the company about their policies, fraud prevention, etc.).

Because a video of Roger Goodell flinging poop at a dartboard wouldn’t be that compelling.

You’re wrong. 80’s hockey was awesome.

I think you just write this season off, and get ready to chase the Championship title next year.

Remarkably enough, I was not curious what the other side said.

Particularly for large, publicly-traded corporations, the major advantage to incorporating in Delaware is its legal framework. Delaware is very pro-business as it relates to shareholder rights, protection of directors and officers, and deference when corporate transactions are challenged. When there are disputes like…

After all, nobody screams “decorum” like Mourinho.

In related news, Roger Goodell was caught cross-dressing in Atlantic City on Sunday evening.

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The truck, but only if it knocks you into a coma. Otherwise you’re laid up in the hospital with broken bones and you’re still stuck being a browns or skins fan.

I’m digging this without a shovel.

That’s what I was thinking of. I knew there was a 90 in there somewhere.

In that case, his performance is 33% less impressive than the already minimal credit I was giving him.

He threw a fucking baseball 90 feet. Let’s not put this on par with Churchill at the House of Commons.

His principal claim is that his parents don’t have any money and aren’t collectible, so pursuing them would be a waste of time.

Well said. And NHL contracts aren’t fully guaranteed; the team can buy out a player contract at any time for any reason, with the only catch being that the player is entitled to payment of a portion of the remaining salary (usually 2/3 spread out over twice the remaining length of the contract). Since you can’t…

Because future earnings aren’t an asset subject to liquidation in a 7, where’s in an 11 or a 13, future earnings are used to pay creditors pursuant to a plan.

Over / Under for the first post of the “Y Not Both” girl meme?

Generally, you file a motion with the judge that explains who you are and why you have something worthwhile to say. Like any motion, the parties can oppose your request (maybe you’re not really a sick photography expert, or what you have to say has no bearing on the case), and the judge has the final call.

“What are you, 180?”