Stephanie is a real three finger kind of gal.

This is the correct answer.

The other thing to keep in mind is that jury "selection" is a little bit of a misnomer. I'm not exactly sure how it works in NY (where I presume you are) but the way it is usually handled is that the first 8 to 12 people in line are going to sit on the jury unless they are removed. When one is removed, the next person…

Braxton is gone because he's the only one who won't have to sit out a year. So that leaves only JT for cardale to beat out on the depth chart, and that's not out of the question.

So...many...pronouns...

Good point. I don't practice criminal law so I don't typically have that issue come up. But I can imagine any prosecutor having to deal with that.

What you read or watch on TV - in other words, how do you spend your free time - can say a great deal about you as a person. Someone who answers the Economist is probably a different person than one who answers Brett Michael's Rock of Love.

Dear College Football:

This is a very solid joke but I'm afraid not enough people know what EDGAR is for it to get its due.

Hey, it's tough to understand what the ref means when he says "Number 34 has reported as ineligible."

So is John Harbaugh

This. If there's confusion, the MLB (or whoever is calling the defensive signals) should have been checking into a safe zone. No defense is entitled to enough time to set up optimal man match ups.

Couple of "Mehs" in here, but Fucking Super Idiot is comedy gold. +1/5.

Somebody half-tried, asking him when his charity's next event was. Your's would have been better though.

Neither does TMZ. Didn't seem to be a problem for them.

But if you joined a record club (like one of those 12 CDs for a penny deals from back in the day), and you agreed to a bunch of the club's rules, and you agreed that if you didn't follow the rules you couldn't be in the club anymore, and you couldn't use, listen to, or get any enjoyment from the records with out…

Little bit touchy, are we?

Obvious troll is too obvious. D+.

That's cool. But you could also just wear bright orange, the universal color worn by hunters (usually required by law). Doesn't guarantee safety of course, but none of the linked stories reference the victim as wearing orange.

They're not allowed to shoot unarmed black children either. Hasn't stopped them yet.