NOOOO! We need all the immensely adorkable and lovables Multiplas here on Earth to make people smile and laugh!

Meanwhile, a billion years in the future...

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps

Two cars for a fun project for $2400? NP. People not mechanically inclined or having no soul need not apply.

Not only did she explicitly say she didn’t want it in her deposition testimony, not only was she drugged, but having sex with a 13 year old is also a crime in France, where Polanski fled, and in Poland, where he was born, (and it was for both of them in the 70s too.)

It is NOT the exception. That’s a head-on low impact collision with a wall. Watch what happens with a car-to-car impact on a classic Volvo. Which means taking classic cars, and using them in TODAY’s crash test standards:

wow sounds like america is salty that russia did some sick maneuvers in front of our lame ass plane

Volkswagen Engineer 1: Hey Hanz? What if we constructed some sort of chamber, put monkeys in it and then filled it full of poisonous gas?

For 10% less cost per seat per flight, screw your water pressure. How you see the bathroom as some kind of escape from the cabin is beyond me. I spend as little time in that sticky, smelly den as possible.

You have no idea how immigration works, do you?

I love how you’re telling me it has nothing to do with brown people yet everyday I see post from racist Trump supporters who say, we’re gonna get rid of you beaners and N words and make America great again. At this point I’ve seen enough hateful and divisive rhetoric from Trump’s base to fill an ocean.

ALL BECAUSE CONSERVATIVES WANNA GET RID OF BROWN PEOPLE TO MAKE THEIR SELFISH RACIST BASE HAPPY. #TrumpShutdown WE WON’T FORGET THIS, #GOP! #BlueWave2018

You could fire them all rapidly in sequence, and detect which one casts a shadow on the driver’s face.

I’m always jealous when I’m on a plane and it lands and we’re not killed and then people clap.

Jalopnik is funny.

Check out this one simple trick to Turn a $300 ticket into 10 years in jail!

Amtrak Fun Fact:

...why does it have side mirrors? So you can see the impending fuck-up and not be able to do anything about it?

Free cars are best cars, as long as they run, drive, and stop.

The rapid charging infrastructure is a legitimate problem that would prevent EVs from reaching 50%+ penetration of the US Market. But they’re a red herring for the near future, since 95%+ of cars are driven well within the typical EV’s range on a daily basis, and as the article notes, many folks can charge at home…