I own a house. I do not own any of my neighbors’ houses. Makes it real easy for me to mind my own business.

Actually, any plane he’s on will be Air Force One....

Why not a giant ass motorcycle?

You ask me, supporting a racist rapist who has zero policies and only stokes bigotry and hatred makes someone a pretty terrible person. But, then again, I’m a queer woman whose friends are largely women, queer folks, and POCs. You know, the people Trump and his followers hate and plan to punish for existing.

NO. Sorry, but no. This is not Hillary Clintons fault. This is the fault of the people who voted for Donald Trump in spite of every monstrous thing he’s said and done for the past 50 years, and of anyone who didn’t take it seriously or thought it couldn’t happen. This is the fault of anyone who doesn’t know shit about…

Most of the people I know who like him aren’t bad.

As should your car.

My girlfriend’s Focus has a similar feature. It originally had 5 seats, but now has two and a shoe/sweatshirt bench.

Yep. The problem is that things are changing far more rapidly than ever before, and humans aren’t good at dealing with that. We are also exposed to every tragedy everywhere, which makes us think things are going down the tubes when in reality things are generally getting better in nearly every area.

Read the book and smile a little and vote for Bernie Sanders.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

I live in Texas. Most women here are so fat that, unless you’re into plumpers, you don’t want to see them topless. Not fat shaming, I just happen to not want to see obese women topless. I live in a college town.

Stealing this from YouTube to get stars here.

When I cross one way streets, I also look the other way to make sure nobody goes the wrong way. Probably paranoid, but still.

I’m always amazed when I see someone crossing a road and they’re not constantly checking all directions for some idiot about to run them down.

We note how the headlight covers have been deleted (along with the headlight steering, where appropriate) because foreign, evil and probably communist.

This is a bunch of blatantly unsafe horseshit. Shame on Jalopnik for even floating the idea to your readers that this should EVER be done.

Step one: buy a commuter car

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Kim Jong Un owns an i8?