FYI, all the old people drives with 3 pedals outside the US.

Q: Dear Jalopnik, I only have two winter tires. Front or rear?

It has all the right tell tell signs:

An electric car made out of non corrosive materials.

Dented, missing a few parts and quite a few gaps all over, but still desirable.

Honest question. Please explain “and doesn’t respect achievement out of the US” to me. I am not sure I get it.

On one hand, keeping the regen brake, and the “I need to stop right now” brake as separate toggles is appealing.

The you stick with your Volvo, good for you.

Do not buy that turntable.

Do not buy that turntable.

We have fundraisers for every hospital procedure in my country.

I am car guy, just as you are, I am just not that into cornering speed and claimed performance figures.

What was the cost of the ICE transition? Oh yes, we never paid that bill.

It depends on how you look at them.

99% if you added a trailer to the Outback when needed.

You somehow imply that an Enzo owner would care about any of this.

When the aliens arrive and start harvesting our noses as an aphrodisiac, just remember that we are still worse. 

I alter my appearance, but not for the purpose of altering my appearance.

No, I have a beard because it is easier than not having one.

Do you wear clothing?

In other news. Westinghouse just released a new regulator for their steam locomotives.