The good news:

Just as smoking, riding a bike has lost its appeal since it is just a bad idea.

Flying cars, uhm...

Dear Matt, the move of the old Paleofuture blog is the reason I discovered Giz (and Gawker in general), that is how good the content is.

How come Christ is depicted as a white dude sharing distinct features with the British king in the age of the first crusades?

Clicked this article with the knowledge that I had no such habits:

Stop whining or stop buying his milkshake.

Sources, sources and sources.

Sedan?

Iron actually gains weight when it oxidizes.

I could say the same for most other top tier brands:

Primary reason for purchasing an Apple product over any other brand is the ability to show off.

Miles/minute

Agree, but in EV world, having low 0-60 times does not contradict good mileage. It is all in your right foot.

Beheading: Okay

“Mark Zuckerberg is apparently as reckless”

This is actually a case where I would have expected a robot to outperform a human.

Added a rubber band between a loose zipper and the button in my pants to keep the zipper from gliding down all the time.

Eat healthy, and sleep upside down like a bat.

As far as I am aware, the engine actually meets (2008) all emissions standards in both Europe and Americas.