I think your Ecometer is broken. Did you use the same in all your vehicles?

First of all, all ICE most go because they are filthy creatures, and among those the diesel is the filthiest. The future will be electric drivetrains no matter what storage method prevails.

Did you notice the fuel prices in Europe?

A question that can only be asked by someone who has never driven a modern diesel car.

Too little, too late. We should use this instead:

Having shifted my own gears for way too long, one of the benefits of switching to electric will be not shifting gears.

You should get help. Not kidding.

Punching nazi dick is some mighty precision work.

Why not, as long as it is automated.

“I found myself in fourth gear before even hitting 35 mph.”

I always check the latest test from ADAC (General German Automobile Club) before I buy tires and pick the best in test. Beware, they test for northern European market. You must have something similar wherever you live.

Dear Jennifer, please stop smoking.

I paid extra to get my latest car without a touchscreen.

My dad and our neighbour replaced the transmission on our station wagon (pretty sure it was a Renault 12) and everything was alright until they started it up and it had 4 reverse and one going forward...

Still beats the PT CRUISER

I read this in George Carlins voice.

Search for AMT (Automated manual transmission). Quite popular in India, and becoming popular in Europe.

Yep

Dear asshole.

Trying to think of the number of children dying of malnutrition in central Africa due to the effects of global warming.