I read the Drew’s today, oh boy
About a plucky man who named the rain
Another dude was rather fat
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw Chris Farley’s ass

A brew is noted for its can
It doesn’t matter if the Lite has changed
A row of people stood at Camden
Now, let me be clear
Nobody is really sure if lemons have two seeds or more

—Th…

Slightly Hotter Take: cream cheese frosting is the only not-butt frosting, and it’s okay at best.

FYI, 5th Avenue bars are essentially Butterfingers with better texture.

I look forward to these two new teams, wherever they are, winning a World Series before the Mariners do.

I assume the detective he uses for all his investigations is Fletch?

I think he’s done, everyone knows Orlando can only Knock Three Times

Never underestimate the power of idiot tourists to prefer a familiar brand to actually enjoying the whole reason you’d take a vacation to “the Cape” in the first place.

So Rush then?