Is that Papa John?

I just made this last night. I use rigatoni so the pancetta bits get caught inside the noodles. I use pancetta because I can’t find guanciale anywhere, and believe me I have looked. The one interesting I have noticed is that my wife and I both like it more with standard canned tomatoes than with San Marzano tomatoes.…

That is my favorite thing to do when there is a person in the stall.  They always get all quiet because someone else is in there so they don’t want to drop a big log until you leave.  Then BAM! Huge loud fart.  It is fucking great.

6 with 2 wild cards?  Which of the big five would not get an auto bid?

OSU lost to fucking Purdue...Badly.

People do not understand that Europe is not the utopia that they have conjured in their minds, and get very irrationally angry when someone challenges that.  Especially with facts and figures.

Mookie is the clear cut MVP.  Martinez doesn’t even own a glove.

Well, for starters German Marquez did hit .300, and Scherzer’s .243 is not quite “damn near” enough.

You can’t move Amazon 2 into West Virginia because there is no tech talent there. Tickle can’t code.

Believe it or not, for some of us dancing is just not fun.  We get tired of people telling us it is fun.

Sadly, we already have one.

not quite... it’s actually Sussudio.

It shouldn’t but people are lazy. Joe Flacco was looked at in a different light because of a good defensive play at the end of a Super Bowl.  If the DB doesn’t stop that touchdown Flacco is never considered a great QB.

You mean you forgot to mention every decade that doesn’t work for your cherry picked data. 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's, 90's, 00's.

You are a miserable person.  

Why aren’t you just grilling the corn?

You always cover your face and head. ALWAYS. Not knowing this is as simple as being ignorant to the proper reaction to hearing fore. If a golf ball hits you anywhere else you will have a bruise and a cool story.

That is what you’re supposed to do when you hear fore on a golf course. Cover up. Being ignorant to the warning system isn’t a viable argument.  

Rewarded for it, and rewarded in spite of it are very different things.  I don’t think anyone in your picture got their position because they sexually assaulted someone. 

Are you telling me that there are movies that aren’t about super heroes or reboots with the casts switched to all women?  I have like 200 free movie passes that are collecting dust because I am not into superheroes.