Drinking glasses. Sorted by capacity so it’s always easy to pull out the one you need. If my wife empties the dishwasher she puts them back all jumbled and I end up rearranging them into the way they’re Supposed To Go.

Thank you kindly; I take “complains like a baby boomer” as a great compliment!

Oh, I do! Mocking helpless millennials is my thang. But LH really is what passes for comedy gold for these days. If better comedy sites have popped up I would not object to hearing about them. From my POV the only one left standing is The Onion, but that’s the same style of humor for over twenty years now (more if you…

The comedy value; LH replaced Cracked.com for me when Cracked stopped being funny.

“And a thousand thousand slimy things lived on, and so did you, dear RevengencerAlf’s Holiday Lootbox Skiiiii-iiiin!”

Now I feel bad for mocking Lifehacker earlier today, because this is so, so true.

“Jesus, no. Not digging the clothes, either.”

Ah, Lifehacker, it’s your predilection for publishing lifehacks only useful to socially awkward unemployed millennials who don’t know how to do their taxes but have somehow managed to accumulate a lifetime supply of Sugru that makes you the funniest comedy site on the Internet.

1. Investments have risk? Oh noes, someone alert the media!

You need an adult.

Not sure if $100 is your upper limit or lower, but if that’s the upper try Black Bottle blended scotch, which is $30-ish a bottle.

Dear Michael,

Once you have a job that enables you to meet your obligations, time becomes significantly more valuable than money. Best just to throw crap out; it’s the fastest and most efficient way to get rid of it. (But don’t forget step 2: stop buying crap. Doesn’t really apply if it’s gifts though.)

You missed the most important question, Lifehacker!

Hate the Grid-It. It’s way too heavy. (I tend to optimize for weight since I’m on-call and need to bring my backpack literally everywhere.) And unless you’re carrying it in a dedicated pocket, other stuff in your bag will bump against and and knock things out of the grid.

Ditch the cable ties and get retractable USB cables instead. Cheap on Amazon. You’ll never go back.

It’s garbage. Throw it out. If that makes you feel guilty, take it to Goodwill and they will throw it out for you. Ditto the china cabinet itself.

Some of us appreciate the hell out of interrupters; you folks make useless meetings shorter.

I’m gonna be the contrarian and say that if it’s the day before an election and a) you didn’t know it was the day before an election until you saw it on Gawker, b) you don’t know who’s running or what they’re running for, and c) you don’t know where to vote, then you probably should not be voting at all. Leave it to…

Best memory? Uninstalling it.