FOAD

Oh, fuck off.

Don’t you mean “not ze” issue?

Boo-urns.

We can dream, can’t we?

No problem. If you like it, please continue to spread it around.

Thanks for your input either way.

So I just discovered this yesterday and this seems like a good place to share it. This needs to be posted everywhere always:

Please die slowly and painfully, you shitty little whiny troll.

You sound like good people. Keep it up.

That’s horrifying. And then that douchebag has the gall to belittle their suffering by using this comparison.

You’re getting your star, but now I need a cold shower.

Starred, but I feel we need less Screamin’ Skyler and more I-Am-So-Done-with-Your-Bullshit Skyler taking the entire wine bottle into the bedroom with her.

I was always so disappointed that at least one of them didn’t hit him. Now I tell myself that it’s because he has a lot of experience dodging things.

From all your super defensive posts of him, I can only conclude that you are Drake, a fanboy of his with your head too far up his ass, or a trollbot.

*goes to bang head against wall, and not in the traditional “head-banger” way* Goddammit Jared.

See, now you’ve just flipped out in the other direction. Why is the notion of them potentially being gay so “offensive” to you? Maybe we should just let the kids decide. Straight BFFs, gay guys, asexual life partners, deviant pansexual puppets into kinky things like consent and pleasing their partner... whatever. None…

Teach me your ways, Mighty Pun-isher.

Ah yes, the snickering this has induced is just what I needed to temper my irritability about how people treat complicated human relationships as a purely black and white issue.

This is also a good idea. I believe the term is “homo-romantic” asexual? Not A, someone who is can explain it better.