Now I have a fantasy that the NWS is going to bring Trump down like Capone got nailed for Tax Evasion...

Shel Silverstein is the greatest poet that ever lived. I will fight anyone that disagrees.

Adam Shefter is definitely the hard seltzer of sports reporters, so this makes sense on that level.

Case in point. I was in Dallas earlier this month for work. (Protip: Off the Bone BBQ)

That jaw unhinges and he eats things whole. 

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

Toots & The Maytals is good stuff.

Also weird to me about this ad- I’m not sure I’d ever heard the song or knew who sung it, but in the past month I’ve not been able to escape “Pressure Drop.” My wife started playing it around the house, then I hear it in this commercial, and to top if off, Toots and the Maytals played a concert two blocks from my…

I’ve looooooved this song ever since I discovered it from the GTA: San Andreas reggae station. It might be my #1, go-to, “happy song”.

It’s a loose, thin shirt and it’s only a two-hook bra, so she could have done the behind-the-back quick-pinch move pretty easily. Figure she’s probably got practice doing it, right.

I get the impression that someone there had come across all those articles on the Finnish word kalsarikänni - relaxing by drinking at home by yourself in your underwear - that were going around last year. (They also have an old word for the distance that a reindeer can travel between having to pee - poronkusema. Finns…

How did Coors Light became the official beer of being done wearing a bra. Is there some sort of bra-taking-off sanctioning authority? Like the American Heart Association of bra-taking-off?

I noticed the band-aid on her heel, too!  I love it. I mean, I’m never going to love Coors Light, but it’s a great ad. 

I know it’s not remotely close, but the tie is still probably the closest analog

I’m a fan of any ad that features classic reggae. Toots & the Maytals were awesome

Closest thing I could think of is taking off very very tight underwear or maybe undoing a necktie in a dress shirt you can only barely still button.

The ITU cited a rule that penalizes athletes who cook up a “contrived tie situation,”

Five is right out!

Why Did Tyrrell Put Six Wheels On Their Formula One Car?

That could be the end of her career. No matter what it will take time to replace USA Gymnastics and their careers are already so short. I can understand her not wanting to give up her dream in her prime years.