Hey, remember how great the early 1930s were?! Well, they’re baaaaAAAAAaaaack! Not only back, but better than ever because this time, the world’s most powerful nation is going to side with the fascists!

This presidency has screwed up our perceptions of relative time to the point where even Einstein would be impressed.

That first moment an “undercover boss” gets to go back to their own office must feel the way it does when I walk into my house after an hour of shoveling snow off the driveway. “Thank God THAT’S over!”

Yes, but you’re describing most people.

I’ve long hated this show as it is exploitative as fuck. While I strongly disagree with the notions that sustainable weight loss is not possible (I myself am proof it is) The Biggest Loser teaches literally all the wrong lessons on how to do it. So instead of getting into the more controversial social topics I am just…

I still cry every damn time at Vincent & The Doctor.

Yeah, I grew up with the unfortunate term “huggies” also - that was in Wyoming, so... who knows.

We have a friend who calls these things “huggies”.  And when she left whatever god-forsaken town she’s originally from, she assumed that everyone called them that.  

Definitely cutest bit was when one of the Skithra briefly turned and yelled at another after colliding with it during the chase. Not a major moment, not even needed, but a fun little moment of personality to give a big blob of CGI.

I loved how the aliens would stop and fight with each other whenever they collided.

I always like Van Gogh in ‘Doctor Who’, but I think Rosa Parks is the new gold standard for historical guest stars.

Agreed. My girlfriend lives in a neighborhood with a healthy supply, and they have trapped me in my car when I was going over to visit. And I have had a stare down with one on a local hiking trail. (I am convinced I won that one, but the turkey may well feel he actually did.) They are still less destructive than deer,…

I mean, they are essentially dinosaurs.  When you remember that, it makes sense.

Obligatory:

Where is Carrie Nation when you need her?

Given that these turkeys are spending November terrorizing an area known as Holiday City within the town of Tom’s River makes me think that turkeys have mastered some concept of irony. That’s one of the signs of the apocalypse, right?

... and would they dream of sheep?

Yeah SW trailers have never made me cry before. Carrie Fisher dropping “always” put me over the edge.

had to look him up on Wikipedia. I’d never heard of a “straight edge lifestyle” until today but apparently he follows it:

‘I will bet $100 is a reference to the Germs’ Darby Crash and the much more aggressively gross punk icon GG Allin’