Not just that - blue lives mattering is codified in law. If someone shoots their neighbor, they’re going to jail. If that neighbor is a cop, their sentence is automatically higher. If a cop is killed, the entire force expends all of its resources to find who did it. Everybody knows blue lives matter, anyone who needs…

he is entitled to think its not political in the same way i am entitled to think its absolute bullshit.

“reasonable Boston sports fan” too unrealistic even for this list

scans for *female orgasm*

the stupid shit AC/DC used to wear

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

The floodgates opened up after that.

In my defense, I’m more of a shithead.

Take your star you magnificent bastard!!

if the Persians had taken Marathon this seriously they would’ve won

I’m a long time reader and occasional contributor to the cesspool that is letsrun. When they sink their teeth into something the offender doesn’t stand a chance. This guy got greedy with his times and splits. Great to see the letsrun messageboard come through with something positive and productive.

I don’t see a sticker on your Volvo so I’m calling you a liar.

In all fairness, most 70 year olds can’t DRIVE 26 miles without stopping to take a piss.

I expected this to end with a “we’ve been married for 9 years” twist.

yes, there’s very fine people on both sides

Solid burn. 

I seriously doubt she has that level of self-awareness and intelligence.

“being someone’s daughter actually isn’t a career qualification.”

“And the Russian Women’s Team is invited to celebrate in my hotel room at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.”