“And the Russian Women’s Team is invited to celebrate in my hotel room at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton.”

“And we’ll have their favorite food, which I understand is called a Royale with Cheese.”

‘I hereby announce that the French Women’s National Football Team is invited to the White House to celebrate their success in the 2019 World Cup tournament’ 

After the shutdown when national championship teams were getting fed fast food in the Whitehouse on their visits I can’t only imagine the dinner between a driver and trump looking like a shot for shot remake of the dinner in Taladega Nights.

That's funny. I thought NASCAR went left.

Of course NASCAR endorses Trump. Their fans are one of the populations that really connected with Trump’s want to fuck a family member

Your comment made me wonder - I’m sure Laura Dern and Daryl Hannah have been up for the same roles a couple of times.

Agreed. Her lionization of Perry probably enabled his abusive tendencies. She’s an old woman; her opinions have calcified; and now she’s a grieving mother. She also seems to be a deeply conniving and selfish woman so I seriously doubt she’d side with her dead son’s widow.

She’d probably tell Nicole Kidman’s character “He was under a lot of stress travelling and working hard to provide luxuries for his family. I’m not saying it’s your fault my son beat you up, but ....” and then in so many words make it crystal clear she does think it was her fault!

Also my cardio conditioning, lack of climbing ability and general fear of heights the older I get. I had trouble on an 8 ft ladder yesterday! 

We also would have accepted “Yick”, “Goioioing” and “Splorch”

He died doing what he loved: experiencing hypothermia and pulmonary edema, confused, unable to breathe, feeling his pulse plummeting, and falling down in a place where his body may never be recovered. But on the other hand, he did put a lot of other people’s lives at risk in the process. So there’s that. 

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...

Community college is for poors, don't ya know?

If she was really interested in her education, she could find a good community college, do well there and transfer to a university after a couple of years. I’m guessing that won’t happen.

They made him King because of the sudden shortage of royal chairs. He was the only one who brought his own.

Mad Max: Fury Road is the exception I think.

Most people seemed to love Mad Max Fury Road, Blade Runner 2049, and Creed (which is sort of a Rocky franchise sequel, which itself also got a sequel).