Could we have the ending be GRR reading to his grandson like the end of Princess Bride?

You know, you’ve been very sick and you’re taking this story very seriously. I think we better stop now.

“Who gets Cersei?”

Honestly, I’m a thrones fan and this season is really fucking stupid.

Also, Gwendoline Christie has an absolutely heartbreaking cry face.

nick please not in front of the kids

“Bitch please, you’ve been to space.”

Yeah... Varys trying to make the argument that Jon would make a better king... no man who just walks away from his dog would make a better anything.

Couldn’t even pet the dog goodbye. Fuck you, Jon Snow.

The best part? We can now be done with the stupid magic shit and get back to the far more interesting Machiavellian intrigue.

I think Theon needed to die for the the NK to feel overconfident about easily killing Bran next; that gave Arya the window of opportunity. The NK and his entourage were on high alert until Theon died, who they assumed was the last threat in their way.

Man, if I wanted to watch bodies just stumble around in bad lighting and a heavy frost I’d watch a Bills game.

-Also, the Hound survived: CLEGANE BOWL!

What is dead may never die, eh?

Oh yah, winter’s coming, dontchaknow. Heckuva deal for us white walkers.

“I stabbed a giant right in the goddamned eye with every rib broken! Now fuck off and sit in the corner!”

Biggest reason Lyanna should have survived because there is no one better at shaming people than her.

I swear I always get a lump in my throat when they cut to Loki’s ‘now you’ve done it’ supportive brother look during that beginning drum section :)

And Fin Fang Foom. And his purple pants.

Howard the Duck as the new mega-villain.