Yep. And Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE?!?!

+1 timeout left at the end of the game.

If someone was going to ruin Endgame, I’d have guessed Andy Reid.

This was my very first thought. Clearly she/her lawyer said, “Well, it’s what the President and associates are saying, so let’s give it a shot. You’re rich and white, shouldn’t be a problem.”

The Hound’s gotta survive this battle - he has a zombie brother to kill.

It’s funny that some people are more disturbed by Arya having consensual sex than the time she killed a guy, baked his body parts into a pie and then fed it to the guy’s sons.

I mean, that was my first thought! The safest place to be when facing an army of dead people is underground with MORE DEAD PEOPLE!? 

It was the pivot - “the dead will be here before the sunrises...is the big woman here?”  Genius.

Well Brianne might not get together with with Jaime or Tormund, but damn if seeing her knighted wasn’t one of the most uplifting moments in the show’s history.

That’s exactly why. Because we saw her grow up.

The big woman still here?

If you are going to post your joke on a free public platform like Twitter, you clearly don’t think your joke has monetary value and you have no problem with anyone seeing/hearing it for free.  In that sense, can it really be stolen?

You moved like they do. I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.

Damn. Nice dodge, Neo.

My theory is that Molly saw that Max was about to cough and made the split second decision to blow a little ass, hoping the exceptionally loud sounds of Stephen talking and Max coughing would cover up her shame.  Do you know why no one laughed or looked upset when it happened?  Because it was a girl!  I, and all men,…

By the rivers of the Minimum security federal prison/where we sat down to wait for the next crew match/ye-eah we wept/When we remembered falling for that fake Zion invoice

Take cross country off golf courses.

“I was this innkeeper, in this crazy little town in Vermont!”

I disagree with that interpretation of the Twin Peaks finale. I subscribe to the theory that Laura’s scream defeats Judy.