There was also MacDuff the Talking Dog, Kaptain Kool and the Kongs, the Kids From C.A.P.E.R, Sigmund and the Sea-Monsters, and Run, Joe, Run! (a canine version of the Fugitive.).

I mean, yeah, that’s likely the main reason why he was in the position he was in at such a young age, but I can’t help but be somewhat impressed. When I was 23, I was proud of myself for making my car payment on time and my main objective in life was figuring out what dumb bar I was going to on Friday night.

Gritty PG-13 Joker:

Stanning for Leto AND quoting The Bloodhound Gang? That’s a paddlin’, Drew.

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Old jokes never die.
YO SHIT, I JUST WROTE THE TAG FOR THE SEQUEL!

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!

Calling it now: the kid he smiles at through the fence is young Bruce Wayne

That is, to quote the man himself, an excellent anecdote.

keanu reeves is in reality the person that johnny depp thinks he is.

I can’t even imagine the shit-eating grin Jerrah must have in those meetings looking at Kraft. You’ve got to think Jerrah’s had a hand in decorating the place with orchids and putting plenty of Asian food on the menu (Cream of Sum Yung Guy?) just to stick it to one of his enemies.

But he saved that bus! So if there’s one guy you want on a bus, just in case that bus might have a bomb on it if it goes below 50 MPH, it’s Neo...I mean Keanu.

Is it surprising that Ted “Theodore” Logan is a nice guy? He co-invented the ‘Be Excellent to Each Other’ mantra!

Look at him hogging up 4 seats! Keanu would curl up under 1 seat like a cat and let a pregnant woman take his seat.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

And the type of place that would only hire women as interns and secretaries.

Channel Seven seems like the kind of place that would "solve" the problem of sexual harrassment in the workplace by firing all the good-looking secretaries and interns.

What a devastating story.

How about adding a bit at the bottom with info for the suicide lifeline?

Good for Philly to have the longest and biggest thing again after Foles left town