GoDundMe would be Ryan’s next big pitch if they ever do an update season of The Office.

This feels like Trump’s version of a bake sale to pay for the wall.

I’d be willing to bet that the Navy said “we’ve got enough of these things, don’t deliver any more” and some congressman said “no, you’re going to buy more because the factory is in my district.”

In other words, a bunch of police departments with extra asset forfeiture money are about to get new toys to play army with.

Sarah Baker writes about a topic of which I have no interest. And I will read every single one of her articles. She is consistently among the best, if not the best, writer on this website.

Great work! I love these longform articles on endurance running even though, or perhaps because, I never run more than a couple of miles in a day. I think they help me remember, when I feel like I’m dying on the last quarter-mile push of my daily run (which is all uphill - thanks, me from several years ago who picked…

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Almost there. Take the final leap and realize that the USTA/ITF/WTP/etc are the real problem for not enforcing a consistent rules culture from the beginning.

There’s one way to identify yourself as an outsider to residents of Appalachia

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

Its been years since cyclists have gone Postal.

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

Was it fried? Please tell me it was fried bologna.

[The Phillies] have offered McVay free tickets to an upcoming game.

Being in Philadelphia, he can not be charged with battery, as the incident did not include an actual battery.

Weirdo wields weaponized wiener, wounds woman.