“I was this innkeeper, in this crazy little town in Vermont!”

You mentioned Lost, but another that could’ve beenI thrown in is How I Met Your Mother, another show with a series finale that made audiences basically retroactively hate the whole show.

Not mentioned: the titanic failure of the How I Met Your Mother finale. Talk about having work cut out for it and falling so hard on its face.

I disagree with that interpretation of the Twin Peaks finale. I subscribe to the theory that Laura’s scream defeats Judy.

There was also MacDuff the Talking Dog, Kaptain Kool and the Kongs, the Kids From C.A.P.E.R, Sigmund and the Sea-Monsters, and Run, Joe, Run! (a canine version of the Fugitive.).

I mean, yeah, that’s likely the main reason why he was in the position he was in at such a young age, but I can’t help but be somewhat impressed. When I was 23, I was proud of myself for making my car payment on time and my main objective in life was figuring out what dumb bar I was going to on Friday night.

Let it go.

Nah, it means Ripley is.

Does this mean the Alien queen is now a Disney Princess? Before anyone goes on about the distinction between a queen and a princess, Queen What’s-her-name from “Frozen” is considered a Disney Princess..

I really can’t wait for Alien(s) Land at Disney theme parks. Instead of flying the Falcon, you’re flying in a doomed Weyland-Yutani freighter. In th cafeterias random actors will have a chestburster pop out and skitter away into the park. Just think of all the loveable Xenomorphs scampering around the park in costumes…

Gritty PG-13 Joker:

Stanning for Leto AND quoting The Bloodhound Gang? That’s a paddlin’, Drew.

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Old jokes never die.
YO SHIT, I JUST WROTE THE TAG FOR THE SEQUEL!

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!

Calling it now: the kid he smiles at through the fence is young Bruce Wayne

That is, to quote the man himself, an excellent anecdote.

Is it surprising that Ted “Theodore” Logan is a nice guy? He co-invented the ‘Be Excellent to Each Other’ mantra!

Look at him hogging up 4 seats! Keanu would curl up under 1 seat like a cat and let a pregnant woman take his seat.