And the type of place that would only hire women as interns and secretaries.

Channel Seven seems like the kind of place that would "solve" the problem of sexual harrassment in the workplace by firing all the good-looking secretaries and interns.

“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs...”

They got those times wrong. 1980s Indiana no way that mall was open past 8 on the weekdays and MAYBE 9 on Sat, and certainly not 7:30 on Sunday.

Sparrow & Nightingale didn’t fly?  Ironic.

“Katarina is widely considered the first major companion causality on the show”

What a devastating story.

How about adding a bit at the bottom with info for the suicide lifeline?

“He is a Family Guy script Pinnochio’d into a real man”

The Lone Rangers?  You can’t pluralize The Lone Ranger, there’s 3 of you

Harper trusted the process.

I heard Bryce Harper would have handed the ball to Marshawn Lynch.

Good for Philly to have the longest and biggest thing again after Foles left town

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

GoDundMe would be Ryan’s next big pitch if they ever do an update season of The Office.

This feels like Trump’s version of a bake sale to pay for the wall.

I’d be willing to bet that the Navy said “we’ve got enough of these things, don’t deliver any more” and some congressman said “no, you’re going to buy more because the factory is in my district.”

In other words, a bunch of police departments with extra asset forfeiture money are about to get new toys to play army with.

Gonna take things a little old school:

“Fly casual”