randmart37
RandMart37
randmart37

There’s one way to identify yourself as an outsider to residents of Appalachia

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

I can’t resist! Everybody was talking about this n that but not Troops!

Came here for this. BTW, You’ve just dated yourself.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

Its been years since cyclists have gone Postal.

...this particular dinosaur featured spikes and cones on its head and snout, hence its name, which translates to “thorny head.” The latter half of its name, johnsoni, honors Randy Johnson, a museum volunteer who helped to prepare its skull.

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a peach.

Was it fried? Please tell me it was fried bologna.

[The Phillies] have offered McVay free tickets to an upcoming game.

Being in Philadelphia, he can not be charged with battery, as the incident did not include an actual battery.

Weirdo wields weaponized wiener, wounds woman.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

It could be worse...he could be on that Independent team that has no home field, the Road Warriors.

Imagining the theme song for “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father” as loop plays. Don’t know why, but it works.