Would have no problem with Lando being gay

Man, I hate the way they photoshop the hell out of these things! — here’s the original unretouched photo:

You know how hard it is to piss yourself while running 6 min miles?

Nicely, Nicely.

You mean Super Bowl LII Champions Eagles fans suck.

Stuff was just coming from every direction. People were everywhere. There was a fire in the middle of the street. The helicopter was up there going around.

What kind of psycho throws shit at someone who is precariously balanced on a street pole? I mean, yes, climbing street poles is fucking stupid in just about any context. But who looks at that and thinks, “Wouldn’t it be hilarious if I hit him and he fell and was severely injured!”

It’s funny.....all the adults who for years have shit upon Millenials (now adults) and other kids....complaining they’re lazy, selfish, absorbed in their phones, have no direction, don’t vote, don’t care about issues etc etc.

He needs to be careful, you never know which Republican family values man might try to take him up on that.

“Eat my ass!” a teenage boy yelled at the U.S. Capitol rotunda on Wednesday morning.

Moynahan was in Coyote Ugly and John Wick. I’m inclined to feel charitable to her offspring as a result.

Not a mistress. By all accounts he was a faithful and loving husband for decades until she died. Now, after an amount of time considered tasteful, he is boning someone half his age. What’s wrong with that?

69% chance you’re right.

I can’t wait for the new battle of the bastards between this kid and Brady’s kid with Bridget Moynahan. The only question is who do I cheer for?

I’m not your buddy, friend.

Now we know why Malcolm Butler was benched!

Before a lot of rumors get started, I just want to go on the record and say that I also did not recently father a child with a woman half my age.

Ricki Noel Lander’s name is an anagram goldmine. Ordinance Killer!