She’s got resting derp face.

It’s pretty well established that conservative causes choose their female spokespersons by criteria that don’t require them to be personable (or, for that matter, particularly knowledgeable or honest). They want girls who are as combative as they are fuckable—and they better be very combative.

I’ve always hated the anti-Danica circlejerk about how getting caught in wrecks was her own fault for not being a better driver. Generally speaking, the argument is crap.

The shooter was apparently armed with a handgun and a powerful assault rifle. This massacre is therefore a further reminder of how easy it is for someone to get their hands on a weapon that lets them shoot people in a school, or in a house of worship, or a movie theater, or in a nightclub. And we have to decide if…

I’m gonna go with she didn’t have time to research her facts because she just watched her friends get blown away and her life was just changed forever.

Step 1: Report mentally disturbed individual to Police

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

It doesn’t look like anything to me.

If Cataldi is involed, the very worst of Philly will be too.

That they need the grease for the upcoming Wing Bowl fryers is the real reason, let’s not kids ourselves.

The problem is they’re like cockroaches: even if you spray them with Black Flag they seem to rise above our derision and scream about the White Minority.

I guess back in the day they were just a Minor Threat.

Especially if you watched your best buddy get gunned down right in front of you like happened to Rollins.

So, not wanting to get shot and killed is being a pussy. Got it.

Illusion, RandMart. A trick is something a whore does for money.

“I feel like I need to stick up for myself.”

Not sure the first phrase but the second is “fuck you.”

Ashley Wagner is furious, Johnny Weir is fabulous. I am ready for the Olympics.

it is nice to occasionally be reminded that rich, professional people are just as fucking stupid as I am