Tom Brady

Rhoda from The Bad Seed.

+1 white Bronco

Nice to be happy about a Simpson on the run again.

Eh, Jay Cutler had a more dominant performance at the IDGAF Worlds.

that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away

Is it just me or is that a row of middle fingers and his hair in the middle, because he’s the center of the universe?

Notice how every other building than Trump Tower has 3 “Towers” with the middle one extended. It’s Trump Tower, and 5 hands saying “Fuck You”.

Off topic. High visibility clothing has a function while cycling. We’re talking about poseurs at the gym.

I’m fairly certain my favorite workout shirt comes out of the washer/dryer smelling 90% better, but that 10% is still there.

Not to nitpick, but an actual Normal Person’s Guide to Training for A Marathon would just consist of “Don’t.”

I’d be tempted to do one of these videos but make the color green and end the video by turning to the camera and saying, “We’re having a Velociraptor. We spared no expense.”

And then the screen goes black with a loud raptor scream from Jurassic Park.

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

hahahah that was GREAT! And why does that song just make so many situations THAT much better?

Case in point:

53 year-old man who broke 3 ribs bombing a hill last year agrees with the wisdom of this comment...

“These guys enjoy a hobby I don’t understand, clearly they’re losers”

When people get hurt doing shit like this I’m just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Boyz N2 the Hood

Trust the Process(ed Food)

Trust the thermodynamic process.