randmart37
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have at least two very undead giants

WHY DIDN’T YOU KILL ED SHEERAN WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE ARYA

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hahahah that was GREAT! And why does that song just make so many situations THAT much better?

Case in point:

53 year-old man who broke 3 ribs bombing a hill last year agrees with the wisdom of this comment...

“These guys enjoy a hobby I don’t understand, clearly they’re losers”

When people get hurt doing shit like this I’m just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Boyz N2 the Hood

OMG it’s full of stars!

“Once you’re President, you can do whatever you want. Grab ‘em by the pussy. Taft knows what I’m talking about.”

Trust the Process(ed Food)

Trust the thermodynamic process.

Is Stormtrooper driving Zamboni?

It’s a reality all dads with daughters need to remember. If the boys call my little girl nasty names because she won’t sleep with them, and she’s confident enough to ignore them, that’s when I’ll consider my parenting a success.

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

ISIS would take responsibility for a ham sandwich.

Yes, but only one truly matters.

Umm - yes?

the name of that bottle is THE BEST EVER

If we live another billion years??? Let’s try making it past the next four.