If we're sticking to the 6%(ish) guideline then Yards and Victory are good choices. Also:

Next, I capped the alcohol-by-volume at 6 percent.

Those poor monkeys. I guess they'd know better than anyone else how fucked up Tennessee law is.

Not a single email. Not one text message. Not even a lonely memo, draft, or letter, a return that ignores what we asked for...

I'm surprised his collar bones didn't snap in half as he signed.

Laettner turned on a whole new generation of America on hating Duke.

As a Michigan State alum, and perhaps an even more avid U of M hater, I 100000000000% approve of the Fab Five's bashing of this fuckboy.

I hear the SAE chapter at OU has a bus they can donate.

No he's not. He's Latino. Or Catalan. Perhaps Hispanic.

Riley Cooper's contract makes a lot more sense when you remember that it's salary cap hit in 2015 is just a case of Copenhagen.

The only thing I gathered from this bit is that Stephen A. Smith is most likely a racist.

I think Chip Kelly is falling into some kind of weird Sam Hinkie universe, where he believes he is not only smarter then he is, but that's not unusual.

"What about the millions he's raised for cancer research?" Hey Dick, what about the millions Lance Armstrong raised? Raising money for cancer doesn't mean you didn't cheat. Tried of hearing that man talk.

A state of Michigan man through and through. Always bringing a little extra attention to the Ford Motor Company.

Did they order a Brazilian of them? That would be a HUGE order.

The pilot is going to get the pink slip.

And don't forget...

"This Brazilian built regional jet barely makes it to a smooth patch on the landing strip"

Makes a great double feature with Buckaroo Banzai

Those ships are such Russian design. Blunt and brutal.