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Kate: Wolf!
Groggy roommate: Where?
Kate: No, just a regular one I think.

Class Action Park! Never forgive, never forget!

Trust me, you don't want the full pipe.

You took a major spill and owned up to it with class. Essentially, you are the complete opposite of British Petroleum. Kudos.

As the chick in this video, all I can say is that running in powder when there's no one else out at night is a shitload of fun. But stopping to pose for the local news station in the middle of the icy street hurts like a bitch. Glad it's as funny for everyone else as it was for us.

Nice to see that you can put Cyrillic in Comic Sans.

Costas is still mad they haven't made soapboxing an Olympic event.

Now, if you want to see a face full of broad that ends up causing a cheap shot at the rink, just google "Tonya Harding wedding night."

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

God, I am so sick of these stories just because of some Eagles fans throwing snowballs at Santa over 40 years ago!

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg Solo.

"I have never done weird things with my tongue." - Rob Ford

Stew, most important tips (unranked, just there):

She's one tough broad...she came back for more.

Saturday Morning Fights! Thanks Deadspin!

I guess that explains the explosive runs.

After the game, disappointed Eagles players ate at Pizza Hut, because fuck you, Peyton, that's why.

Love that photo. Kevin Ware didn't even need that much help to stand.

Love that photo. Kevin Ware didn't even need that much help to stand.