Costas is still mad they haven't made soapboxing an Olympic event.

Now, if you want to see a face full of broad that ends up causing a cheap shot at the rink, just google "Tonya Harding wedding night."

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

God, I am so sick of these stories just because of some Eagles fans throwing snowballs at Santa over 40 years ago!

So a Bears fan walks into a bar...

"An animation studio can spend days rendering a scene that features water, smoke and other substances that affect light (and its simulation) in complex ways..."

Awesome UFO reference.

What? Nobody?

Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg Solo.

"I have never done weird things with my tongue." - Rob Ford

Stew, most important tips (unranked, just there):

She's one tough broad...she came back for more.

Saturday Morning Fights! Thanks Deadspin!

I guess that explains the explosive runs.

After the game, disappointed Eagles players ate at Pizza Hut, because fuck you, Peyton, that's why.

Love that photo. Kevin Ware didn't even need that much help to stand.

Love that photo. Kevin Ware didn't even need that much help to stand.

Does the eagle have large talons?

Tetsuo?

John: [is motionless, is a Candy]