Only if the "slow" kid keeps getting to start at point guard for a team that used to be your favorite but really fell off once they kept signing all of the "slow" kids instead of someone that could do their fucking job.

Welcome to the party pal.

I guess they just didn't want to go against the grain.

...then the coach went back to first base and turned around, and the kid threw batteries at him.

This reminds me of that time when Steve Howe shattered his rehab timetable in a coke-induced fit of rage.

He makes it sound like he wasn't under anesthesia at all, but was instead barking commands and diagramming the surgery for the doctors on a whiteboard.

The P.A. announcer should have introduced him by saying; "The 3rd baseman, hitting 4th and pleading the 5th, #13 Alex Rodriguez."

“If there’s anything there for me, it’s a lesson learned that if you make any motion with either hand, that’s it.”

That was rough. Exactly the way Trebek's mom likes it.