Pant suits don’t have coat tails

I thought that too, but then she’d be too much like Darryl Hannah in Kill Bill

Didja hear anyone say “I’d suck a dick for some Heady Topper right now?”

I used to use Untapp’d, but I found that by chasing own buttons & badges, and searching for “whales,” I was drinking more beer than was smart or healthy [in many ways]

Now, I just keep a spreadsheet in Excel with the most meaningful [and sortable] parameters:

Brewery
Variety
Style
From [state or country]
Retail Price…

“so we can have 3 more episodes about the shit most people loved, the politics.”

OK, enough with the Zombies,. Can we get back to Sex & Violence now?

Wait, that’s JAWS 2

They travel in single file to hide their numbers?

“The Ghost & Miss Nymeria”

“When it is time to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk”

“It’s not a lie if you believe it”

Or - if she IS The Waif - she finds out why everyone is so infatuated with Arya?

Fucking your cousin and marrying your cousin are two different things; trust me on this

“Some people enjoy ‘the Sleep of the Just’; I enjoy ‘the Sleep of the Just After’” - David Lee Roth

“We’ve all battled the Starks, yet here we all are, preparing to defend Winterfell”

And not a single Stark in the room

Rule #22 - When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out

I wonder how many OTHER Zombieland Rules are going out the window?

I thought it was very tasteful of the Producers and HBO to delay the upcoming battle at least a week, and NOT show an army resurrected corpses on EASTER SUNDAY

Sweet

“Of course, the most impressive part is not his winning total, but the fact that Holzhauer was so confident in the Final Jeopardy category*, he was able to make his record-breaking sum a number that looked like his daughter’s birthday (11/09/14).”

How can you neglect The Banana Splits, and especially “Danger Island” in all this?“Uh-oh! Chongo!”