“Pyromania went on to sell 10 million copies in the U.S.” and nearly as many Union Jack muscle shirts & running shorts

I’ve seen enough of The Joker ... when do The Smoker and The Midnight Toker get their turn?

I was gonna say Slaughterhouse Five (1972), but the set on Tralfamadore - and Valerie Perrine’s boobs - could be considered “special effects”

Other than the stuck elevator part, aborting above V1 is what caused Travis Barker’s crash, which also involved the aircraft going through a chain link fence

The single race everyone really wants to win, is the Daytona 500, which is the FIRST race of the year

I’m just sad Carson Wentz hasn’t called “Hulk Hogan” again yet ... although last night we got “More Chocolate”

Rule #9 – Don’t trust the “Experts”

Why can’t she be BOTH? Maybe real Avril is Dead, and replacement Avril is now Christian?

I want to know more about “Ace in the Hole”

Why do these people even have NIKEs? I thought all the racists were wearing NB now?

Wild turkeys are hobo peacocks

“Whoops”

This is when karma comes in - for trading hometown kid Mikal Bridges, only an hour after drafting him

Q: What’s five miles long, covered in feathers, smells like beer, piss & cigarettes, and has an asshole every 10 feet?

The Runaways should’ve been nominated for the RnRHOF as a whole, not just Joan [and The Blackhearts]

Why the fuck do they still use old-timey Brady Bunch phones with tangled twisty cords in the dugout to call the bullpen? How about a nice touch screen with FaceTime, or Skype, or something 21st Century?

This is not a new Discovery

That would be on Southern Charm, I think?

“Jerry threatened to burn bridges with other teams”