Rule #9 – Don’t trust the “Experts”

Why can’t she be BOTH? Maybe real Avril is Dead, and replacement Avril is now Christian?

I want to know more about “Ace in the Hole”

Why do these people even have NIKEs? I thought all the racists were wearing NB now?

Wild turkeys are hobo peacocks

“Whoops”

This is when karma comes in - for trading hometown kid Mikal Bridges, only an hour after drafting him

Q: What’s five miles long, covered in feathers, smells like beer, piss & cigarettes, and has an asshole every 10 feet?

The Runaways should’ve been nominated for the RnRHOF as a whole, not just Joan [and The Blackhearts]

Why the fuck do they still use old-timey Brady Bunch phones with tangled twisty cords in the dugout to call the bullpen? How about a nice touch screen with FaceTime, or Skype, or something 21st Century?

This is not a new Discovery

That would be on Southern Charm, I think?

“Jerry threatened to burn bridges with other teams”

“The President is considering a number of pardons and commutations. When we have an announcement on that, we’ll certainly let you know.”

Radio 91.1 broadcasts in Bangalore and Delhi

Tonya made that same face in her wedding night sex tape

That’s just Great

Triathletes only pee on the bike