Tonya made that same face in her wedding night sex tape

Well, it’s not like the guests have experience with hanging [from either side], so they might not figure out to grab the rope

If you gonna shoot, shoot. Don’t talk

That’s just Great

Triathletes only pee on the bike

Dez: Nobody likes you, and we don’t care

Yeah, that sounds like something Peter Gabriel would say

Like I said ... middle episode = someone’s gonna lose a hand

Only if he moves to Philly

Two there always are

The owls are not what they seem

Where can I find the Restricted Section? I have some questions

“A better driver would have avoided that”

Who? How? By jumping OVER it? So you mean Speed FUCKING Racer? I don’t think The Mach Five is NASCAR approved

I’ll bet some of the Wingettes were on TWO knees at some point

The worst thing that ever happened at City Gardens was hiring Jon Stewart as a bartender [or maybe James Murphy as a bouncer?]

That’s Mike Rossi level Evil-[NON]Genius kinda shit right there; except this dude actually got his math right

As I’ve said before ... Judged events (figure skating, gymnastics, diving, freestyle skiing, etc.) in ANY Competition (Olympics, X Games) should be played like HORSE ... Triple toe loop ... land it: move on; fall: “H” ... Triple salchow ... land it: move on; fall: “O” and so on. That might take too long ...…

They say “Superman” but it looks more like Wonder Woman

Are we talking Net Pay or Gross Pay here? #IRSwants2know

What was Andy Warhol’s favorite part of baseball? POP-ups