“Gravity is a harsh Mistress” - The Tick

This needs to be an episode of “Blue Bloods” [starring Tom Selleck and Donnie Wahlberg, Fridays at 10pm on CBS]

That sounded like a crunchy taco

“Maybe the Defense Against the Dark Arts post would be less of a revolving door if the teachers actually had training and a curriculum to follow.”

Jailhouse Spaghetti

They should build a wall around it AND “It’s a Small World”

“Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball”

I’ll go you one deeper: trust the thermonuclear process

shortened to “Nvrmnd”

New Jersey?

Roger Staubach served as a Supply Officer in Vietnam after winning the Heisman

Does 28mph @ 1:8 scale really = 224mph?

You left out “Being hit by a car”

Could he possibly bring back Mikey Whipwreck? That’s all I ask

“barley curl?” I’m not sure if that was a typo or not?

He probably started out with more drugs and less cash = nickel & dime dealer

The <insert superlative adjective here> part of Fanboys was Kristen Bell

If you want your best Mallrats experience, watch it in black & white [like Clerks] except for the Dating Game part

jayson Stark

Prince William gets squirted in the face