“Messy, eh?”
“No, it’s me ... Wayne”
“Messy, eh?”
“No, it’s me ... Wayne”
Verrrrrrrry interesting
Seriously! When was the last time anyone referenced blowing up a house and setting fire to block of low-income housing? We can’t forget that one
The Florida ones?
Somebody always ends up in the corner naked, alone, and pouting
Q: What’s 5 miles long, covered in feathers, smells like stale beer, piss & cigarettes, and has an asshole every 10 feet?
They may have invented table slams in Philadelphia at ECW, but Buffalo has made it an art form
The ones in back were way tougher, until they redid that side for the parking garage & renovated the Waterworks
EC(F’N)W
“We got tunnels” - George Lopez
The dead Shark was allegedly known as “Bernardo”
“The Sheriff’s Office said Wednesday that another shark was also found Friday in a driveway off 2nd Street in Vilano Beach, but no report of that incident was filled out.”
Obama trained little insects to eavesdrop on President Trump. Really. The technical term is Surveil Ants ... that’s why they’re called “Bugs”
Everyone is so focused on the “you can surveil through their phones, certainly through their television sets, any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” part, that everyone is missing the “There was an article this week ...”
They boo’d the ballgirl for squashing a bug, but they will all go to the bullfight on Saturday
Intercourse or Bird In Hand are about halfway
When you have Bonnie & Clyde handing out the awards, SOMEONE is gonna get robbed
I thought that said “deflated”
The only thing hard about being a Patriots fan today, is in the pants ... and even THAT’s not so hard #whiskydick