Ho ho, ho ho

The last time I saw him at the liquor store was about a year ago, and he was still wearing that headband.

Well I’m wrestling here in Allentown
And I hope there’s no else around
I busted my girls head
And I think that she’s dead
That’s not the way I’ll say it went down

He’s not that Krafty

Triathlon cheaters don’t dope; they just cut the course

Google Julie Miller, Amy Stretton, or just stop by Slowtwitch sometime

“US Ambassodor to Great Britain, LORD Steven Regal”

Is Mike Rossi coaching him?

Why do I feel Mike Rossi was involved somehow?

No, that would be Journey/Styx/Foreigner/REO Speedwagon

Actually two of them hold up, only because no one remembers Soul Asylum

I’m glad SOMEONE knows who The Tubes are ... thanks

“... Or a baby’s arm holding a rattle”

Marmaduke is an asshole

Everyone can’t be as cool, smooth and insightful as Joe Buck

I’m sure there’s a substantial fine for untucking, too

It’s OK to frequent Frontera, etc. ... Rick pretty much HATES Skip

Obviously, you’ve never had to endure 2 hours or more of Phil Liggett & Paul Sherwin

Let us remember 1984 Champion - John Smallberries

And HE’s wearing one of Jimmy Page’s sweater vests

These Nike stories get Sketcher and Sketcher