That image looks like a future 21st Amendment beer can

I can’t believe someone from Philly [Berks Co anyway] would have anything nice to say about NYC

I believe the word you’re looking for is “soirée”

The way Chip just compounds mistake after mistake, I think he’s a dominoes guy

I can see this ONE POST becoming the Zipperhead of Deadspin

Suicidal Tendencies

My daughter thinks it’s a plot by DC/Fox that [Dick] Grayson [Barry] Allen looks like the shit who plays young Bruce Wayne on “Gotham”

Peanut Butter KandyKakes for me

More like Flowers for Algernon. As Rocky spends time with Apollo, he gets smarter; when Apollo is killed, Rocky gets dumb again

It’s best to remember that much like the Apollo moon landings and Van Halen III, Rocky V never really happened

... And because every culture from the Incas & Mayas to the Egyptians & Chinese and even to the Latvians [with the possible exception of the indigenous peoples above the Arctic Circle], has their own version of “stuff meat in bread and enjoy” we can safely assume that’s what the Aliens who genetically engineered us up…

Latvian Stromboli?

TICK: I’ve had enough chasing. It’s your turn now, Forest Smog!
THRAKAZOG: Thrakazog! Thrakazog! With a “K”! Boy, are you ever rude.
TICK: No brains today; we’re only serving humble-pie, Whatchamazog!
THRAKAZOG: Listen buddy, for the last time it’s...
TICK: Four Axe in a Bog?
THRAKAZOG: Thrakkorzog!
TICK: Ah, Laxitive Log!
TH…

Would you rather see “21K?”

Aero Enginner professor: “Give me a twin-engine, supersonic, carrier-capable, infinitely-adaptable, and incredibly survivable aircraft ...”
Student: “Oh, that’s easy!”
“I’m not done yet ... You only get ONE tail”
“Can’t be done”
Professor chuckles knowingly

Rope? They should have used a Live Wire

That’s a whole lot of ropie

“He wasn’t there? But I swear I was standing right next to him!” - Brian Williams

He was given the signal by Chimp Kelly