I didn’t know Eli Manning even liked tennis?

Everyone is trying to get to the bar.
The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven.
The band in Heaven plays my favorite song.
They play it once again, they play it all night long.

“Jake? You back there, Jake?”

Compared to Cleveland it does

Geno couldn’t pronounce “Ike-whatever” so he just called him “Tina”

“OJ Simpson kills Frank Gifford in argument over Johnny Carson’s wife”

Angie Dickenson: The only cop on TV to pack a PAIR of 38s

Him & Michelle Beadle; different kinds of plugging though

“Bryan isn’t like those guys. He’s maybe 5’8”, definitely under 200 pounds. He has the permanently bemused air of the stoner kid who lived down the hall from you in college.”

So you’ve never seen the Boston Marathon? Thousands of white people chasing a few black ones

Go see “Trainwreck” and report back

Sunday! SUNDAY! Sunday!

So it’s NOT the “No Surfing” clause that’s holding him back?

“threatening to knock a woman’s teeth out.”

John Chaney

Hextal!!!

“How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story”

Double back flip? I don’t think so

That’s what Pete Rose would have done

re: Erin Donohue “That’s how you make a comeback”