It looks Norman Rockwell-ian

“I’m going to call your parents. and this is going on your Permanent Record”

I KNOW I parked it around here someplace?

Fuck yeah, SOUTH Jersey’s finest

Is Ben Franklin wearing black Chucks?

Looks more like Robo-Tick

“organizers not only awarded Bretscher the $500 first prize, they offered to pay her entry, travel and lodging to the future marathon of her choosing, Rock ‘n’ Roll product or not”

Sam Kinison lives again

Somewhere, Chip Kelly is taking notes

“A lot of people blame Bill Buckner for losing the World Series; but the truth is, the Red Sox still had a Game 7 to blow.”- Rich Eisen

God Blesss Bobby Wine

"Geraint? How was the wind today?"

You ate my fractal

I think DFHs Chicory Stout is the blackest beer I've ever seen/tasted

Samuel Adams Cream Stout (Cincinnati, Ohio / Breinigsville, Pa.)

D'Wife always wanted to see a game at "the famed Palestra" so I took her to a UPenn game last season. I'd been there a time or two before when I was living in Philly and dating an alumni, so I knew what to expect

Jack Burton was a Blue Blazer Irregular

Why hate Duke? It all starts with the Coach

"Stephen A's allegations don't have a leg to stand on" - Lord Byron

That's Billy Preston, before he discovered cupcakes