As a friend of mine who once lived there said "Buffalo smells like beer and alienation"

Love the Van Halen pants

Why isn't The Bull wearing a Phillies hat? Or Dick Allen for that matter? And where's his cigarette?

Well, his favorite recording is VH's OU812

"my husband's Lance"

Ah .... The Reverse Gatsby

"Lynchian" implies DAVID Lynch, to me ... THAT would a fun take

Bird-in-Hand

Are you talking about Lindsey, or ...???

"Yeah, there's a guy up in front who's not Black and not American? What should I do? ... No, he's NOT Black, so I can't just shoot him ... I dunno, Japanese? Chinese? Korean? I can't tell, yo know that ... You're kidding? That works? Why can't they turn right? I never heard that ... then why aren't they in NASCAR? OK,…

"The vagina, one comes to learn, is a fragile organ that should be treated in the same way that native Hawaiians view the ocean: with respect and a healthy measure of distrust"

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." - Elaine Benes

".. during the John Chaney era"= "I'll kill you!!!"

The wheelchair alone STILL scares the shit out of me

Well, the shark was broken, so ...

We had to walk from the Westmont Theater - where Steven Speilberg saw "Greatest Show on Earth" - back to HADDONFIELD [NJ]

Where's "Hit by a Car?"

Katy Perry called it

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