I guess a BeerMile is out of the question for you then

This was on Slowtwitch weeks ago

They ARE Grievous, aren't they???

That wasn't assisted by wind; which isn't to say that it was NON-assisted, entirely

Also, aren't "in hindsight" and "looking back" the same thing?

"Offence?" "Apologise?"

... And use a GLASS, slob

Anchor doesn't MAKE Twist-offs, ya stooge

" form 27b-stroke-six"

That's some sweetness, right there

That's what it looks like; at least EAGLES fans don't turn on each other

Was that a PHILADELPHIA Eagles logo in front of "Point of View?"

What's five miles long, covered in feathers, smells like piss, cheap beer & cigarettes and has an asshole every 10 feet?

"Loose?" As in "A-Rod is A-Looser?"

Ouch!

Just so you know; your pants were four feet in CIRCUMFERENCE, not Diameter