THEN I WILL ALLOW IT ! 

My dentist did not talk me down. When I asked “why would I not want to go as white as possible?”, she didn’t tell me, just went along with it. I hate my teeth.

me on gchat at 9:52 am: i started listening to lover but it just made me want to listen to fade into you

this kind of looks to me like he got work done and then had to do a public appearance before it had settled. is that possible? like he thought he’d have another month or so in private before he had to go out, and the fillers could have spread out a bit, and the forehead botox wouldn’t be so utterly impregnable, but…

For me it’s socks. They have so many cute, cheap socks.

I hate their new pajama brand! What’s this brand-new-day bullshit?

My teeth would be “Mossy Green” on that scale, I think.

He went for the Biden look.

Please tell this long awful story, because I’m 36 and never had a cavity or teeth problems (I’ve had braces at 12, and got them off in 1.5 years). This SCARES me!

Ugh, dude. I’m turning 40 next month and have never had any significant issues with my teeth. Now you’ve likely given me some nightmare fuel, as if I needed more.

I’ve been to Hollywood, FL so shouldn’t it be “Hollywood, Florida” teeth vs. everywhere else where people have full sets of teeth

I’m 32 and about to hit the point where the only thing preventing me from going full implants is the cost. Side effects of a mix of medication, a long period of heavy cough drop reliance thanks to cough syncopy (I should’ve gone sugar-free), improper dental care, and what is likely a genetic issue considering my…

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA ! 

My mom had to get veneers a couple of years ago, and they gave her the option of going with a shade (tint? hue? I didn’t go to dental school) close to her old teeth. At first I thought it was weird not to go the SHINY BRAND NEW TEETH route, but when I saw the results I couldn’t tell that she had had anything done. 

I remember hearing that you should go no whiter than the whites of your eyes. Anything whiter will look wrong when looking at someone’s face.

Yup...had a partial done this year,and fortunately the dentist used some kind of spectrum analyzer (I think that’s what he called it) to match the teeth in the partial to my existing ones pretty darn good...I have mild coffee/tea staining, and it just looks more natural.

I want the ones that make my chompers look like they’re the city walls around Toothopolis fending off the Cavity Creeps. What do they call that product?

Hollywood, FL teeth should be a very light azure, like old ladies’ hair.

Normally a face lift pulls your face back and up. This...is not that.