Hi! I still lurk from time to time. How are you?

Sandoval and the Most Extras, performing for the always canceled Thought Criminals at a venue to be paid for by an “unspecified conservative donor”

The mom is engaging with her, tauntingly imo, in the Twitter thread, too.

I’d use curds in mine.

Rax King is Queen. 

Go Ask Alice plus Linklater plus Desperate Lives kept me scared for years. Or at least, a year. 

Ross Douthat is Toxic

Lost it to snake venom?

This really says it all. Every week I see a push to trend a hashtag like #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb or #MargeIsANeaderthal from accounts with 100,000 or so followers and when it does trend they cheer and add “trended so and so hashtag” to their bio but Boebert and Greene just fundraise off of it.

Take every one of my very grey stars. 

Every time he used his fork his teeth would come into contact with the tines in a resounding “clank”. I’m cringing with the memory and I am going back (YIKES) almost 40 years. 

Fork biting. I had to break up with someone over it. 

You wonder what would have happened if Olivia hadn’t gotten caught by the paparazzi in a baggy sweatshirt with the barest of bumps. But I guess you have to wonder if “caught” is the right word. Then you have to wonder who it was that engineered the catching. I admit, I expected a denial. Or, more likely, no statement…

I always forget that Jennifer Lawrence is dating some guy named Cooke Maroney.

Right? 1 am in my comfy bed I’m staring at the ceiling.  I do my dental cleanings under the nitrous so that doesn’t count as nodding off naturally. 

I think that makes us lucky.

I nod out to that noise. I find it mediative. I guess because it’s rhythmic?

I never watched a minute of Keeping Up with the Kardashians but some how I had formed the (mistaken) opinion that she was the (a?) sympathetic “character”.

We live in a world where the Lita is canceled yet Isabel Marant can bring back her $800 wedge “trainers”. Where’s the justice?

We’re “bunny sitting” for my niece’s pet rabbit and we’ve turned the kitchen into her “run” (tile). She is obsessed with the fridge. Every time we open the door she bounds towards it and then tries to hop in. A gentle nudge sends her sliding away from the closing door where she stands staring with her quivering…